Saturday, February 5, 2011

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh...bosan..jom buat lawak

Arghhhhhhhhhhhh...aku tengah BOSAN + PRESSURE + STRESS..
terlalu banyak kerja sampai x tau nak wat ape..
jom buat lawakkkk....


LAWAK 1

A teacher is giving a motivation to his students..

Teacher: Ok Class, if A = 1%, B = 2%, C = 3%.....& ...Z = 26%..
then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=98%
Can you give me other words?
Student 1: L+U+C+K=47%
Teacher: Ok Not bad...
Student 2: K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E=96%
Teacher: Very good
Student 3: A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=100%
Teacher : Excellent!
Student 4: BUT Teacher..ZZZZZ=130%..sleep is better..
Teacher: ????




LAWAK 2

A couple are having a dating..

Boyfriend: Darling,you're ABCDEFGHIJK
Girlfriend: What does it mean?
Boyfriend: Attractive,Brilliant,Cute,Darling,Elegant,Funny,Gorgeous,Hot
Girlfriend: So sweet.What does IJK mean?
Boyfriend: I'm Just Kidding :P...
Girlfriend: What??okey,you're LMNOP
Boyfriend: Thank you.LMNOP must be Loving,Matured,No Ordinary Person
Girlfriend: Excuse me.Liar,Monkey,Naughty,Orangutan, Piiiiiiiiraaahhhhh.
Boyfriend: ????

3 comments:

zati said...

hahaha

Anonymous said...

pirah? that my name...but just nama panggilan.... huhu

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