Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh...bosan..jom buat lawak

Arghhhhhhhhhhhh...aku tengah BOSAN + PRESSURE + STRESS..

terlalu banyak kerja sampai x tau nak wat ape..

jom buat lawakkkk....

LAWAK 1

A teacher is giving a motivation to his students..

Teacher: Ok Class, if A = 1%, B = 2%, C = 3%.....& ...Z = 26%..

then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=98%

Can you give me other words?

Student 1: L+U+C+K=47%

Teacher: Ok Not bad...

Student 2: K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E=96%

Teacher: Very good

Student 3: A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=100%

Teacher : Excellent!

Student 4: BUT Teacher..ZZZZZ=130%..sleep is better..

Teacher: ????

LAWAK 2

A couple are having a dating..

Boyfriend: Darling,you're ABCDEFGHIJK

Girlfriend: What does it mean?

Boyfriend: Attractive,Brilliant,Cute,Darling,Elegant,Funny,Gorgeous,Hot

Girlfriend: So sweet.What does IJK mean?

Boyfriend: I'm Just Kidding :P...

Girlfriend: What??okey,you're LMNOP

Boyfriend: Thank you.LMNOP must be Loving,Matured,No Ordinary Person

Girlfriend: Excuse me.Liar,Monkey,Naughty,Orangutan, Piiiiiiiiraaahhhhh.

Boyfriend: ????